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Pm Helm
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Subject: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:57 am
Lights flash everywhere as the camera fades in to see 3 glasses of water set up on a table. Pieces of paper can be seen also set up.... Journalists all swarm around to get a seat. Many are tapping away on laptops and others are writing notes. Who are they possibly here to see!?
One Brazilian journalist can be heard chuntering 'Why did he kill Kim Jong Un? Nobody cares about him man! He's a waste of time! Nobody took him seriously!' a Birmingham based journalist replies 'Because he is EPIK! =)'
Finally a press officer comes out. He looks around the room to see a full room of journalists. Various people are filming and taking pictures. The press officer lets out a small 'hmm' out of his mouth.....
He then pulls one of the chairs out furthest to the left, he then sits down and pulls his chair so his legs go under the table... He takes a sip out of the water, then he begins to start the press conference
Press Officer (shouting): ''Can I have your attention please everybody!''
The room goes from light murmurings to pure silence, the journalists all stop taking pictures as the press officer shouts in a stern tone
The Press Officer then continues.
Press Officer: ''This press conference is about to begin, my client states that he does not mind what you ask him at all. Anything is here to be discussed. Remember, go easy on the flash photography and try to keep the noise down when he answers, thank you and let the press conference begin.''
He pauses for a few seconds and then he begins the announcement the press have been waiting for
Press Officer: ''Without further ado..... Please welcome Dictator Helm!''
Dictator Helm walks in through the door to the right. He is wearing formal attire, a black suit with a red tie. He has a 'vote labour' sticker on. He finishes his attire with a pipe in his mouth and sun glasses on. He is getting funny looks from some of the journalists. Dictator Helm looks back at them confused.... He slowly sits down in the middle. Following quickly behind him is one of his North Korean assistants.
He speak korean to his advisor and the man nods his head back and gives him a thumbs up....
Helm smiles as he takes his seat, he begins to write a few notes down on the piece of paper with his pen. He takes a sip of water before stating 'I am ready.'
The Press Officer then takes over
Press Officer: ''First question please.''
The Brazilian journalist from ESPN puts his hand up, he is among about 20 others all with their hands up. The Press Officer points to the Brazilian man however.
Press Officer: ''Yes, Fernando you have the floor.''
The Brazilian man stands up
Fernando Mendes: ''Sir, I would like to ask you why you did what you did to North Korea? I mean come on, nobody really takes them seriously anyway.....''
Fernando gets a very stern look from the North Korean man.... He looks scared... The North Korean man goes to stand up but Helm talks him down in Korean
He then begins his answer.
Dictator Helm: ''You see, Fernando. I did what I did to make an impact. Destroying one of the worlds most evil dictators took a hell of a lot of planning and some serious dedication to the cause. I can assure you. I had to manipulate a lot of people just to get in. It took me 2 years of my life, so I used wrestling to my advantage. To get in I simply stated I was trying to promote TNT and MNM in North Korea. However, I was actually trying to get that evil dictator out of the country. This may explain why my wrestling was affected in the later days of TNT. So, to answer your question. I did it to prove a point. That as I said during that last TNT show, I am no joke. I stand by my words.''
Fernando then asks a follow up question
Fernando Mendes: ''So why did you fake your death? You could have done all of that being alive.''
Helm sniggers at the follow up question
Dictator Helm: ''I had to kill myself to the rest of the world. To work with Kim Jong Un took a lot of persuading and he requested I faked my own death..... To earn his trust I did exactly that. I killed myself to the outside world.''
Fernando Mendes sits down and the press officer asks who wants to go next
He points to the esteemed journalist Gary Cartwright from Sky Sports News.
Press Officer: ''Go, Gary.''
Gary Cartwright stands up and asks the next question
Gary Cartwright: ''HIIII GUYZZZZZ! After you faked your death, why did you come back to wrestling!? I mean you are now a millionaire of those lucrative oil agreements you are making with the Saudis man! Why come back? You could now probably go into politics within the UK and win a general election if you tried! You're a hero to many people for doing what you did!''
Helm nods his head in agreement, he then answers the question
Dictator Helm: ''Look I have unfinished business. It would of been easy for me to go under the radar and just pretend like I was dead and keep that up. But I want to be the best wrestler on the planet, and that may seem very very far fetched to be honest considering my past, I don't come across as World Champipn material. But the fact is I have won world championships. Wrestling is something I know I can excel at, at the highest level. I just need to prove it. Hence why I'm back.''
After a brief pause. The next question comes from an Albanian journalist
Alabanian Man: ''Mr Helm, what is your obsession with Mikael?''
The room goes dead silence. You could literally hear a feather drop. Helm looks directly at the man, his tone changes from a smile and goes to a dead frown.
Dictator Helm: ''Obsession? You think I am obsessed?''
The Albanian man looks around nervously and he nods his head slowly.
Helm then stands up out of his seat. He walks over to all the journalists and looks directly at the Albanian man
Dicator Helm: ''I am not obsessed with anybody, friend. Helm only seeks to learn from others. Do you know how much wisdom Mikael could potentially have? What he could have done? The people he could of seen? All I want to do is learn from Mikael, hence why I gifted him the easy win. I hope he goes on to win the World Championship. I feel like if he does I got an assist, and he could repay that favour by working with me.''
Another journalist from Portugal interrupts
Portuguese Journalist: ''So you want to work with Mikael?''
Dicator Helm begins to smile once more
Dicator Helm: ''Absolutely. I intend to show him my presence wherever possible. I want to help him succeed. I hope he can do the same.''
Dicator Helm goes back down to sit down.
Press Officer: ''Anymore questions?''
A random journalist asks a question, he shouts it quickly....
Journalist: ''YOU'RE GONNA LOSE TO EZRA, AGREED?!?!?!?!''
Dictator Helm looks very smug, he holds his two hands together on the table in a praying way. He then looks into one of the many cameras set up
Dictator Helm: ''And who is Ezra?''
As he says this he walks out laughing..... Dictator Helm is very confident it seems. Before leaving he stares at the Albanian Journalist.... He walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder.... The journalist turns around and Helm laughs and shakes his hand, they look merry until he doesn't let go..... Helm then laughs as he picks up the Albanian journalist, he walks over to the table and the Korean man helps him double powerbomb the journalist through the table. Helm then spits on the man and says to the room.
Dictator Helm: ''That's what will happen to Ezra, and that's what I can do for you, Mikael.''
The camera fades out....
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Eight69 Zack's #1 stalker
Posts : 429 Join date : 2015-11-23 Age : 107 Location : Stalking Zack & OOC rolemodel :') Wrestler Name(s) : Mikael w/ Supremacy | Benny Stevens
Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:06 am
Care to explain why the fuck I see such coincidence there? A Brazilian journalist named Fernando Mendes?
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Pm Helm
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:08 am
Eight69 wrote:
Care to explain why the fuck I see such coincidence there? A Brazilian journalist named Fernando Mendes?
It's a common Brazilian name
Eight69 Zack's #1 stalker
Posts : 429 Join date : 2015-11-23 Age : 107 Location : Stalking Zack & OOC rolemodel :') Wrestler Name(s) : Mikael w/ Supremacy | Benny Stevens
Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:11 am
Pm Helm wrote:
Eight69 wrote:
Care to explain why the fuck I see such coincidence there? A Brazilian journalist named Fernando Mendes?
It's a common Brazilian name
Oh really?
ExpertMan Brandon Collins
Posts : 74 Join date : 2015-12-14 Age : 28 Location : INSIDE YOUR MOM Wrestler Name(s) : Gyasi/Furuya
Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:15 am
So either Helm is a racist or its not a common name. Interesting
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:29 am
Zardes Kenway wrote:
So either Helm is a racist or its not a common name. Interesting
Helm has the same political views as Donald Trump?
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Vossler
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:03 am
Eight69 wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Eight69 wrote:
Care to explain why the fuck I see such coincidence there? A Brazilian journalist named Fernando Mendes?
It's a common Brazilian name
Oh really?
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Pm Helm
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:37 am
Zardes Kenway wrote:
So either Helm is a racist or its not a common name. Interesting
Only to dirty Brazilians....
Can confirm Donald J Trump is my idol. #Richfriends #Hisrunningmate
Eight69 Zack's #1 stalker
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:53 pm
So are you calling me a dirty Brazilian??????????? :D:D:D
>=(
D=<
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Pm Helm
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:50 am
Eight69 wrote:
So are you calling me a dirty Brazilian??????????? :D:D:D
>=(
D=<
No Mikael is sexy
ExpertMan Brandon Collins
Posts : 74 Join date : 2015-12-14 Age : 28 Location : INSIDE YOUR MOM Wrestler Name(s) : Gyasi/Furuya
Subject: Re: Press Conference Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:38 am
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Eight69 Zack's #1 stalker
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:00 pm
Pm Helm wrote:
Eight69 wrote:
So are you calling me a dirty Brazilian??????????? :D:D:D
>=(
D=<
No Mikael is sexy
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Cartwright Chairman Of Funky Town!
Posts : 531 Join date : 2015-11-22 Location : Funky Town Wrestler Name(s) : Cartwright
Subject: Re: Press Conference Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:42 am
What the fuck is a Zardes Kenway?! =)
ExpertMan Brandon Collins
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:44 am
Cartwright wrote:
What the fuck is a Zardes Kenway?! =)
Um....my name. Somethimg wrong with your head Cart?
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Cartwright Chairman Of Funky Town!
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:06 am
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
What the fuck is a Zardes Kenway?! =)
Um....my name. Something wrong with your head Cart?
Nah but there will be something wrong with yours when I kick it! 8)
ExpertMan Brandon Collins
Posts : 74 Join date : 2015-12-14 Age : 28 Location : INSIDE YOUR MOM Wrestler Name(s) : Gyasi/Furuya
Subject: Re: Press Conference Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:24 am
Wow have I done something to you mate?
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Pm Helm
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Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:51 am
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
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Cartwright Chairman Of Funky Town!
Posts : 531 Join date : 2015-11-22 Location : Funky Town Wrestler Name(s) : Cartwright
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:10 am
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Grant Bennett Cornrow Kenny
Posts : 261 Join date : 2015-11-22 Age : 37 Location : 6'0 Wrestler Name(s) : Grant Ward Bennett
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:15 am
Cartwright wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Sneak dissing me? :^)
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Cartwright Chairman Of Funky Town!
Posts : 531 Join date : 2015-11-22 Location : Funky Town Wrestler Name(s) : Cartwright
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:27 am
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Sneak dissing me? :^)
I don't do sneak!
FUCK OFF YA DAFT CUNT!
8)
Grant Bennett Cornrow Kenny
Posts : 261 Join date : 2015-11-22 Age : 37 Location : 6'0 Wrestler Name(s) : Grant Ward Bennett
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:27 am
Cartwright wrote:
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Sneak dissing me? :^)
I don't do sneak!
FUCK OFF YA DAFT CUNT!
8)
Flush yourself, fella.
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Cartwright Chairman Of Funky Town!
Posts : 531 Join date : 2015-11-22 Location : Funky Town Wrestler Name(s) : Cartwright
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:29 am
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Sneak dissing me? :^)
I don't do sneak!
FUCK OFF YA DAFT CUNT!
8)
Flush yourself, fella.
How about you go out and spend some money on fixing ya nose instead of hording it all and staying ugly?! 8)
Grant Bennett Cornrow Kenny
Posts : 261 Join date : 2015-11-22 Age : 37 Location : 6'0 Wrestler Name(s) : Grant Ward Bennett
Subject: Re: Press Conference Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:31 am
Cartwright wrote:
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Grant Bennett wrote:
Cartwright wrote:
Pm Helm wrote:
Zardes Kenway wrote:
Wow don't think I'll be feuding with Helm anytime soon. Dont want to be racially discriminated against cause I'm Mexican
Don't worry, at least you're not muslim.
Or Jewish! 8)
Sneak dissing me? :^)
I don't do sneak!
FUCK OFF YA DAFT CUNT!
8)
Flush yourself, fella.
How about you go out and spend some money on fixing ya nose instead of hording it all and staying ugly?! 8)
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